About
Am I Cooked? is an AI-powered life audit that tells you what your friends are too nice to say out loud.
You fill in 10 questions about your life. The AI reads them, judges you, and spits out a score from 0 to 100 along with a brutally honest roast. No sugar-coating. No participation trophies.
Built by one person with no budget, no team, and a baby on the way. The deadline was “before diapers.”
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No data stored. We roast and forget. Nothing is saved to any database unless you opt in to post on the feed.
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Free. No sign-up. No paywall. No catch. Just vibes and emotional damage.
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For entertainment. This is comedy, not financial advice. If the AI says you're cooked, maybe get a second opinion from an adult.