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Kitchen Order #0421
amicooked.lol • table: YOU
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Age, income, savings, debt, worst habit, most delusional dream. 30 seconds of brutal honesty.
Our AI crunches your numbers, weaponizes them against you, calculates exactly how cooked you are. Zero chill.
Get your cooked score, a personalized roast, and a shareable card. Send it to friends. Ruin their day.
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“You're a 35-year-old with a $600 net worth who spends like a billionaire on vacation and works like a medieval peasant.”
“You have $100 in savings and a $3,000 debt, meaning you are currently less financially stable than the person you're planning to tattoo.”
“You're 34 with the net worth of a lucky 12-year-old and a sleep schedule that makes a raccoon look productive.”
“You're an SEO pro who’s managed to rank your savings on the second page of Google where nobody will ever find them.”
“A Cologne dev with a billionaire dream and the net worth of 218 kebabs is just a bot with a hunger problem.”
Your turn.
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